Salty Merch

Salty Merch

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Pick up some Salty merchandise at the Salty Zazzle Store! Here are some samples of what we offer through Zazzle. You can also click on a product below and there will be an option to the right to change the style and color so you can purchase exactly what you want. Enjoy!

Mugs and Glasses

Shirts, Sweatshirts, and Hoodies


Other Stuff (Bumper stickers, car magnets, mouse pads, notepads, magnets, dog collars, license plate frames, and keychains)

You can also check out the Salty Cracker Teespring Store for more merchandise options including Eat Shit Commies merch! (Full disclosure: We do not feel that the quality of products is as good as Zazzle. However, if you are happy with the products that people sell on YouTube through Teespring, then go for it!)

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