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Jim is one of the most intellectual of the gorilla species to date. Born in the wilds of a bustling jungle, Jim was truly one of a kind amongst the other gorillas and this was noticed at a young age. He’s not only knowledgeable and experienced in information technology as a main trade; but other categories such as firearms/gunsmithing, wilderness survival, automotive, construction, demolition, digital security, and private armed security. Jim saw most of his action during his glory days as former 911 central communications operator working directly with the jungle police chief of a larger metropolitan jungle area, and was then later recruited to a private military contractor where he was working alongside military personnel in the wild. This allowed Jim to see parts of the world and meet new people, while sometimes exchanging gun fire with his new “friends”. It was during this time abroad that Jim had met and made life long friends with the direct descendant of another well known battle animal Wotjek. Having advanced and honed his skills in digital communications once his glory days had come to an end, he managed to earn degrees in the technology field of network security and network administration where he has comfortably found his place allowing him to fling poo from a sitting position. A known political agitator banned from Facebook for flinging too much poo and offensive memes, Jim is the nicest asshole/gorilla you’ll ever meet if you know him away from keyboard and earn his trust. With a reputation for being a fearless protector of his troop and allies, Jim is always ready to dive head first into battle beating his chest and howling to hell all the way.
Jack Kemp is currently a student in Communist California, working towards a M.S. degree. He’s trying to break-free from the Communist California mental slavery and move out of the state, but finding it difficult because California is so beautiful”
Acridian is a man from Texas. He likes to read and learn stuff about all sorts of topics like politics, science, philosophy, comedy, fiction, and science fiction. He likes music, all kinds of music. He is an American Nationalist and a Dissident. He loves his country and will do everything he can to make it better than the way he found it.
Ephewe is a Philadelphia native who loves guns, bourbon, and shitlibs getting rekt. He can almost always be found on the Salty Cracker community chat server, pontificating against degeneracy. He is an expert cat nail trimmer and runs a refuge for fascist cats. He remembers the USS Liberty.
Ghost Division was born a son of the Pacific Northwest in the very strong hold of liberal ideology. Raised on the founding principles of the constitution and educated by a real cowboy, Ghost learned to be a jack of all trades. Farm work, hunting, automotive and fine craftmanship are the core of Ghost’s abilities. Hobbies include snowboarding, drinking, gold dredging, fishing, and conspiring against the enemy. The Ghost family includes Sally May the destroyer, a Saint Bernard, 2 cats, and the wonderful Mrs. Division. He’ll haunt you from behind enemy lines friends, because we are legion.
Dusty Roads is a commie hater from his early days. He was 11 years old when a commie pointed his SKS rifle at Dusty to keep him from taking a picture. The commie was guarding the perimeter of his crap turd “Embassy” and was trying to intimidate. Dusty got the picture in a stealth way anyways. On a Boy Scout jungle field trip, Dusty’s troop was almost captured by a large group of commie soldiers but God guided them to safety. The enemy was known for cutting off the ears of Westerners. Dusty wears glasses so that would be awkward. Fast forward a few years and Dusty was keeping the peace in North Texas. He also got sidetracked to work in the horrible sand land of Saudi, ALA SNACKBAR. Dusty is a Christian, a hard core Patriot, karate and judo fan, lover of fishing poles, world traveler, and now a cyber security and IT dude in the Seattle area, working behind enemy lines. He has worked covertly inside Bill G’s empire for almost 20 years while never forgetting the WWI poster, “Loose Lips Sink Ships”. OPSEC is his daily friend, and he never writes anything down unless he wants others to eventually find it. Dusty enjoys light reading like SAS Survival Handbook by John “Lofty” Wiseman and 100 Deadly Skills: The SEAL Operative’s Guide to Eluding Pursuers, Evading Capture, and Surviving Any Dangerous Situation by Clint Emerson. And for fun Dusty tells jokes.
Kracalactaka is a veteran of the USMC and US Army, a firm beliver in 1A & 2A and likes vintage toys and comics. In addition to moderating Salty’s live streams, Krac moderates in Salty Army fan run Discord servers & Telegram channels. He also drops dank memes on twitter & gab and he runs his own bitchute channel where he mirrors videos that get censored by big tech: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/kracalactaka/
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