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Jim is one of the most intellectual of the gorilla species to date. Born in the wilds of a bustling jungle, Jim was truly one of a kind amongst the other gorillas and this was noticed at a young age. He’s not only knowledgeable and experienced in information technology as a main trade; but other categories such as firearms/gunsmithing, wilderness survival, automotive, construction, demolition, digital security, and private armed security. Jim saw most of his action during his glory days as former 911 central communications operator working directly with the jungle police chief of a larger metropolitan jungle area, and was then later recruited to a private military contractor where he was working alongside military personnel in the wild. This allowed Jim to see parts of the world and meet new people, while sometimes exchanging gun fire with his new “friends”. It was during this time abroad that Jim had met and made life long friends with the direct descendant of another well known battle animal Wotjek. Having advanced and honed his skills in digital communications once his glory days had come to an end, he managed to earn degrees in the technology field of network security and network administration where he has comfortably found his place allowing him to fling poo from a sitting position. A known political agitator banned from Facebook for flinging too much poo and offensive memes, Jim is the nicest asshole/gorilla you’ll ever meet if you know him away from keyboard and earn his trust. With a reputation for being a fearless protector of his troop and allies, Jim is always ready to dive head first into battle beating his chest and howling to hell all the way.
Jack Kemp is currently a student in Communist California, working towards a M.S. degree. He’s trying to break-free from the Communist California mental slavery and move out of the state, but finding it difficult because California is so beautiful”
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